Dear Editor,
A Deplorable’s Snow Man
One wintry day a conservative American patriot decided to do what he did as a child: build a snowman in the front yard. Snow was 8” deep; so, there was no problem. Then.
A feminist drove by and asked why I had not made a snow woman; so, I did.
My feminist neighbor complained that her voluptuous bosom made women sex objects instead of real people.
A gay couple across the street threw a hissy fit and wondered why I had not made two snow men.
Another transgender[?] neighbor [man, woman, person] explained that I could have made a snow man with detachable parts so that no one would be offended.
A passing motorist stopped to complain that using a carrot for the snow man’s nose was unacceptable to vegans like him.
A minority passerby called me a racist because the snow man was white.
When I applied food coloring to the snow man so as to be racially inconclusive, I was labeled of doing “blackface” on him.
The middle eastern “refugee” down the street insisted that the snow woman be completely covered.
The police came to warn me that someone had been offended.
A CBS news camera team arrived and asked if I knew the difference between snow men and snow women; I answered, “snowballs” and was immediately labeled a sexist pig, racist, closet terrorist, and homophobe.
“Woke” activists demonstrated with signs in front of my house.
All I had wanted was to make a snow man.
The moral of this tale is that our country is becoming more deranged with crazy thinking promoted everywhere as “normal” by the leftist lunatic fringe. They are dangerously un-American, and they truly are flakes. God save us from them, and God bless America.
El Sellers
Fairfield, Texas
