by Bob Snyder

It’s time again to check the calendar for interesting events and celebrations.
June 11-17 is Automotive Service Professionals Week.
Cars have become so complicated, you need an advanced degree from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology to adjust the mirror.

June 11: Corn On The Cob Day. A study shows your personality is revealed by how you eat corn on the cob. If you nibble from left to right, you are a well organized person. If you nibble from right to left, you are creative and spontaneous. If you gobble wildly in no particular pattern and you get butter all over your face while making grunting noises and you have a 10 cob a day habit — you may be a cornaholic.

June 12: Magic Day. I tried being a magician. I was not good at it.
The only thing I made disappear was the audience.

June 13: Sewing Machine Day. You know you’ve had too much coffee when you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.If You might need to purchase a sewing machine to sew some mind-boggling pieces of clothing or even make draperies. You may likewise have the goal of making some mind-boggling weaving for various things or even do some apparel fixes. Despite the need that you may have, you have to choose the Cheap Sewing machines for beginners that will address every one of your issues successfully. There are a few things that you should consider to wind up with the best machine. It’s essential to consider what you truly need your machine to do as such as to make the entire choice procedure a lot simpler.

June 14: Juggling Day. If the Good Lord did not intend for us tolearn how to juggle, tennis balls would not come three in a can.

June 15: Smile Power Day. I smile a lot because I have no idea what’s going on.

June 16: Fresh Veggies Day. An important day for vegetarians and vegans.
What’s the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan?
Vegetarians can talk for an hour about why they are vegetarian.
Vegans can talk for THREE hours about why they are vegan.

June 17: Apple Strudel Day. The price of apple strudel is at an all-time high.
I guess the strudel crop failed.

Finally a couple of reminders: June is Bathroom Reading Month. And no, reading texts on your phone doesn’t count. June is also Camping Month. A time to be roughing it in the great outdoors. For manypeople, “roughing it” is anyplace without WiFi.